All of these pictures were taken off of Friendster. Three of the five are guys from Jersey that're looking to pick up CHICKS.
Either I'm missing something or they're seriously, seriously missing something...
Daniel doesn't give us a lot of information on his site. I'm guessing it's because his combination of the (a) clenched jaw, (b) clenched fists, (c) crucifix, and (d) not-so-tighty, not-so-whities says it all.
Carlos, fella. I don't know where to begin.
I was torn between this picture and another picture of Carlos, with his shirt off (of course), squatting in front of a swamp lake. He's wearing white sneakers and giant metal bracers on his forearms, like he's some kind of midevil Nike ninja turtle. Tough choice, right?
Here, the contacts and eyebrow ring won me over. As for the hair, all I can say is: Carlos. Fella.
For his occupation, Armando lists: "WORK." As for music, he writes "I LIKE'M ALL!!"
I don't get the impression that I'll be expanding my cultural horizons, putting this web site together.
Christopher describes himself as "a cool dud [sic] and I'm as real as they come."
Emphasizing his overwhelming real-ness, all Chris wants, when asked what he's seeking in someone to meet: "Just be real."
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
e. BONUS QUESTION: Mad
When I originally envisioned this site, I was going to do two pictures a day (one being Gay, one being Jersey) for y'all to try to pick out. I thought I'd toss things up every now and then with a "bonus question," who would be someone that looked fairly normal, that could be of either category.
After about a half an hour, I gave up on "normal" and just tried to find a guy with his shirt on. And holy shit, it's amazingly hard to find a picture of a Gay guy or a Jersey guy with his goddamned shirt on.
So, our guy "Mad" in his wifebeater will have to do.
As far as "normal" goes, though, I'd say that Mad's still the last guy on my list that I'd want to share a prison shower with, whether he's Gay OR Jersey.