Please note that the Gay or Jersey "answers" to the previous post appear in this post's comments.
Here's a hint that might help determine whether Matthew's Gay or Jersey: Matthew's page had shitty techno music. Incredibly shitty techno music.
And another hint: He's a personal trainer.
Okay, I'm just screwing with you, because those aren't hints. Few things are more Jersey AND Gay than personal trainers that listen to shitty techno music.
The actual caption that Jeremy wrote for this picture was: "me hott yes i know."
I don't know what's more astounding. His overwhelming sense of modesty or the fact that he's got the reading, spelling, and writing skills of a four year old.
This picture totally gives me the heebie jeebies (and that's a pretty bold statement, given that Armando's frightening picture from the last post didn't do the same).
But whether Chris is Gay or Jersey, he's also a pretty good candidate for being a frickin' serial killer, given this mug shot.
Does anyone else look at this picture and hear: "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"?
Paul not only leads his Friendster page with the line: "I just want to cuddle," but he's also emphasizes that he was in Phi Beta Kappa on his page.
This might explain why he doesn't have a single Friendster "testimonial" on a profile that's four years old.
But I digress. The fact that Paul is unequivocally a douche doesn't inform the inquiry of whether he's Gay or Jersey.
Or does it? Tricky, tricky...
e. BONUS QUESTION: Brelien
And for our tiebreaker (otherwise known as the incredibly hard-to-find picture of a guy with his goddamned shirt on), we have Brelien.
When asked who he wants to meet, Brelien's response on his page is: "Just about anyone who wants to meet me!"
Oh, there's nothing more attractive than a man with no standards whatsoever.
Oh wait, yes there is: A man that's incredibly excited about having no standards whatsoever. Congratulations, dude.